Please Note

I had originally written this article on my Facebook in May 2011. However, I am posting it here for posterity, archival, search engine friendliness, and¬†link-ability. I have tried my best to update this article for relevancy but I do not make any guarantees for its accuracy or quality control. I’m just a guy who wrote college essays to get into college. -Ashraf

Prelude

This is for the people who are trying their utmost
hardest to write a ridiculous college essay but are failing miserably. This is
for the people that have been nagging me for some direction in their college
essay and how I can hold their hand through every step of the process. This is
for the person who wants to stop pulling their hair out and do something about
their horrendous writing.

I have written this as abridged, loosely organized guide
to writing an awesome college essay (or something close). If you don’t get into
the college of your dreams because of these tips, I’m very sorry. Unfortunately
(and gratefully on my end), I will not be held liable for that. But I do pray
that you get into an awesome college which will help propel you to an awesome
start.

I have also attached a number of my writing pieces at the
end of the article that you can parse and study for your own benefit. Although
my essays are not the cream of the crop, they have been Peter Wilson-approved (see credits) and that is saying something ūüôā

Let’s go with the classic¬†don’ts, do’s, tips,
advice
,
 and of course, the final thought.

Don’ts

Stop it with the rebellious attitude

Seriously, it’s great that you don’t care about this
college. It’s also great that you don’t know how to write an essay or
that right now your cat is scratching its butt. Frankly, that
attitude is annoying, ridiculous, and over played. Although you might
think you are taking a unique approach to your essay, you are actually as
irritating as nails scratching a chalkboard. ¬†I’m pretty sure you know how
irritating that can be.

Thinking outside the box requires careful consideration,
not careless rebellion and sticking your finger to “the man.”
Colleges are looking for well-developed constructive thought, not what is
happening around you right nowor how it feels to pick your nose at 2 AM in
the morning.

Cut your philosophical tirades

Honestly, you are not the greatest thinker (yet).
You are not writing an epic (yet). You are also not going to
be¬†the next Shakespeare (yet). I don’t need a 2 page triad on how
the beauty of life makes your pants wet or how the color blue is like a drug to
you. Seriously, philosophical statements are asking for vague introductions to
who you are and how you are significant for this school. Frankly, they are not
looking for your college thesis just yet.

It’s not all about you / stop being so self-centered

Stop talking about how you were amazing in baseball. No
one really cares that you can scale 14 feet fences and run away from
the¬†cops. I also don’t really care about how well you are doing in school,
how every award plastered on your wall has a gold star because your awesome. By
talking about your life’s accomplishments, you are actually telling me that you
don’t care about the world¬†around¬†you, you have no context in your
words, and you rely on your accomplishments to dictate who you are as a
person rather than delivering your personality, your style, your
sense of uniqueness to the footsteps of the college of your dreams. 

This is not an award ceremony

Similar to the previous item, I don’t need a list of all
those awards you got for yourself and your kitten. Also, I don’t need a count
for how many leaves you raked for community service or how many footsteps you
walked to end breast cancer. You will have many chances to go on stage and be
in the limelight. This is not the time to deliver your own personal award show
to your college essay reader.

Don’t write so much

Please, no monologues, no extended unabridged extensions
of your entire life and your two past lives and how you and your cat were
reincarnated. Short, sweet, and to the point. Seriously, simple can make your
life brilliant.

Don’t write so little

You can’t get away with one word, sentence, or paragraph.
I need to see that you care about this college and that you have actually put
some thought into your writing process.

Do not be overtly dramatic

“I saw the¬†fuchsia¬†and crimson colored
blood drip on the granite alabaster table top as it graced
the florescent¬†white floor, staining my mother’s favorite kitchen tiles
forever.”

Really? You really think that delivers the
importance of¬†your mother’s favorite kitchen titles to me? Do you think I
really care about those tiles that much? Drama is to be used
sparingly, effective, and at times of climax during your story. Deliver an
effective viewpoint, not the next daytime soap opera.

Stop it with the colloquial language

This is not Ebonics 101. Don’t be all over the place
screaming “Yo you¬†wuz¬†good. My¬†brah¬†is awesome
yo.” in your writing. And please, don’t ever start and end¬†a sentence
with¬†“yo”, that’s just awkward.

Don’t overuse complicated terminology or words

“The thought permeated the membrane of brain,
keeping me in a state of perplex awe and distraction as I brush my fingers in a
casual, vicarious¬†manner.”

Seriously? Come on, I know you are not that smart (yet).
Or maybe you are smart, but that’s just pretentious. The thesaurus is a nice
acquaintance; don’t make it your best friend. Be nice and courteous to it and
you will have some beautiful writing. I can tell when you are not talking in
your voice when your writing sounds like you are writing your Graduate School
thesis. 

Don’t carry on and on

Because the more you do…the more it leads into
you…(see next point)

Don’t go on a tangent

…Yes, that annoying mathematical figure that also means
how you deviate from your main concept or point. Stick to your writing flow and
you will be good to go.

Dos

Be a storyteller

Humans are natural storytellers. We love to talk in
stories and exchange stories. This is how we grow as humans. Storytelling is in
our blood! Stop going against the grain and write a beautiful story. A
memorable story is often relatable, a good moral, a dynamic, different
perspective of you, and honest.

Write about something meaningful

If you fake the story, you will most likely screw up your
college essay. Write about an important event in your life or series of
connected events that helped you grow as an individual. Don’t be scared to talk
about the dramatic and sensitive portions of your life; often they evoke the
strongest writing pieces I have come across.

Write as if your life depended on it

Be scared, be frightened, perspire extensively, and you
just might be able to make it to the big leagues.

Be creative and write in your own voice

Creative doesn’t mean you need to know how to come up
with the next bestseller. You need to plan, think critically, analyze, process,
and then be honest. Don’t write like you’re a white suburban mid-twenties woman
if you are a Bangladeshi male on the verge of becoming an eighteen-year-old.
And vice-versa. I need to see what is inside you that is ticking, and the only
way I can see that is if you articulate those wonderful curated thoughts
roaming in your head.

Seriously, trust that this is not the end of the world.
It does become easier. You are a great writer, no matter who you are. You
should completely trust yourself and your capabilities; you’ve got this.

Tips

Use a mind map/brainstorming session

Seriously, get your favorite writing utensil, even if
it’s a quill dipped in ink, grab the nearest paper or material that¬†can
be scribbled on and start drawing. I would begin by focusing on important,
significant moments in your life that have affected you or grabbed you in
someway. 

If nothing is coming to your head, start by writing out
your school years or the last four or five years on the paper and list
everything you did in that time frame. Then, begin to narrow down items until
you come to about five or six things worth talking about.

Focus on building initial paragraphs instead of hammering out whole paragraphs

Remember those topics you narrowed it down to? Well, you
should write a paragraph or two for each one and then go to sleep. Wake up and
read those paragraphs again. Then circle the ones you think you have potential
(around 2-3) and go forward writing a page for each one of those. If you can’t
narrow it down, write a page for each one of those topics. Narrow down those
one pagers to around one or two essays that you can focus and refine.

Copy a writing style from your favorite write. Then go with the flow.

Get your favorite author’s book, read over a few select
paragraphs and try to mimic the writing style. Then write a page or two in that
style. Pretty soon you’ll be able to tweak your style to fit your needs and
craft your words ideally.

Vary your sentence structure and vocabulary

Big sentence. Small sentence. Medium sentence. Small
sentence. Big sentence. Medium sentence.

versus

Big sentence. Big sentence. Big sentence. Big sentence.
Big sentence. Medium sentence. Big sentence.

Having different sentence structures and vocabulary help
keeping your writing piece fresh in the mind and unique among those monotone
writers that love sticking to their big, perplexing, and complex sentence
structures and over the top “think that they are smart” vocabulary.

Cut, strike through, delete, backspace, remove, whiteout, and get rid of it until there is nothing left to cut

Get rid of all the excess fat. Those verbs, subjects,
pronouns, conjunctions, just simplify it all. Simple sentences can evoke
meaning in a powerful way without being overwhelming in detail.

Have it peer checked and adult checked

Peer checked because peers among you will always be able to
recognize your story flaws and relate to you.

Adult checked because adults above you will always be able to recognize
your writing flaws and structural fail.

Read it aloud

You can get a feel for the tone, rhythm, tempo, and pace
of your writing simply by reading it aloud after writing. Often when I am
writing, I am reading aloud in my head. Curious and interesting sentences that
tend to be hammered out by my petite fingers often take a good
three readovers before I recognize the value in what I am writing.
Read it aloud.

Set a deadline for yourself (and a word limit, please)

Deadlines are what keep us going. It is what makes you want
to submit your work on time because you fear the penalty (going back
to the fear mantra…). Giving yourself a specific deadline, say a particular
hour on a particular night with a particular amount of words completed (say
500) will make your life much more easier. Also, ensure you have
punishments and rewards in place for yourself.

I usually say something along the lines of:

I am going to get this writing piece finished by 12:00
AM, Sunday morning. If I do not complete this writing, I will not be able
to the internet for 12 hours. If I do complete this writing, I will treat
myself to Chinese food. 

You’d be¬†surprised¬†to see how you
can accomplish with a deadline in the back of your mind.

Advice

  • Writing is a slow and steady process that requires careful curating.
  • Study writing around you, behind you, in front of you, and your own.
  • Discipline is key to ensuring a great written work.
  • Patience, persevere, balance, you’ve got this.

Resources

I have linked some of my work here as a reference point.
Use it to help you lift your essay off the ground. If you need personal help,
message me. Note, I am in college, so it maybe difficult for me to check ideas
with you or edit your essays on a timely manner. I will try to help you when it
is possible for me to do so.

First Runs

First attempt at a college essay / I had a tough time going the first
time around, just like you ūüôā

My Mind Map / These are the very first paragraphs I wrote for my essays in order to develop my ideas.

Writing

Building a vivid Introduction / This is how you capture the audience (or at least, I think is a
good attempt by me)

Great Imagery / Noticed how I am building the imagery and scenery here.

Dragging on and on /¬†Good story but it’s taking forever to get to the point.

Unnecessarily Dramatic / There is a limit to how much you can make this a soap
opera.

My College Essays (Ordered from Great to Meh)

Biking. My anti-drug. / I really, really love biking and this essay alone lets my
character shine through.

The Corner of a Basement I Call Home / My basement masjid has impacted me
heavily so it makes a lot of sense how this essay came to be

A Bengali Boy in a Hispanic World / My neighborhood has also shaped my
worldly views so why wouldn’t this come naturally ūüôā¬†

The Principal Confrontation / This is a case of stretching the truth (or just straight
up lies at some point. Never lie on your college essay, I was an idiot.) but makes for a good way of crafting something
important.

A Chance for Discovery / Discovery by Daft Punk is an awesome album and I
encourage you guys to check it out. This is a different perspective on a college essay showing my passion for something.

A Lonely Road Filled with Hope /¬†Although this wasn’t my strongest, it still has some
weight in it.

Credits

A heartfelt thank you to Peter Wilson for
all the work he has put into me, all the effort he put into me, and for all the
advice for college. I highly recommend you check out the College Readiness
Program
at Sunnyside Community Services. You can call (718) 784-6173 ext. 436 to sign up.

Inspired by Ahsan Sayed, Tauhid Mahmud, Muhtasham Sifaat, and Priyanka Vashisht to keep going. Thank you for pushing
me to write more and write even better than yesterday.

And a special thanks to Janis Mahnure.
If you hadn’t asked me for the college essay writing help, I probably wouldn’t
have been driven to writing this. Plus, you were experiencing your Senior
mid-Fall crisis
, so I completely understand :).

Final Thought

Anyone can write about you. Only you can tell me your
story. You’ve got this. Now do it. God speed.