At least they stab you in the front

Back in Britain people ask me what America is like. I say, “Well, I only really know L.A. and New York.” Then they ask me which I prefer. I tell them New York. Then they ask me what the difference is. I say, ‘In New York, at least they stab you in the front.’

Ricky Gervais (via NYTimes Mag)

Ashraf Ali